If my tongue turned a purplish color, should I continue my rectal examination while playing my xbox 360?

Lol, this question is random, and I just want a good response. Maybe even a story about gay bears who shoot **** out of their nostrils at invading Walruses the size of skyscrapers. I don't care. Funniest answer will get the best answer. And if you hate, I'll personally ingest 26 ounces of diarrhea on video and show it to you. (Just kidding). (Or am i?). (Try me.)